Barmy fantasy sequel in which retired one man army Lundgren returns home to find a medieval damsel in distress fighting hooded assassins in his kitchen, before they both escape through a time portal and rock up in a cheap episode of Game of Thrones. In this other realm, Dolph Lundgren is considered to be the Chosen One (ha!) who must rescue the peasant folk from an evil tyrant. The film culminates in a dodgy CGI dragon fight. It’s the kind of film where people don’t die but instead “pass from this world”. The ‘olde’ English script is a mess of archaic jargon. Lundgren makes a moronic leader, something clearly omitted from the prophecy.

AKA: King Rising 2.